the eunuch: parts one and two

~spoken in a very beliveable British accent~

I am most positively sure that Miss Laura Wright will appreciate this!

The Eunuch Parts One and Two is dedicated to:

1. All "Pirates" fans and

2. Most of all, Philip and Lori Sealy and their adopted eunuch cat, C-Stop.

Part 1

Jack: "Who makes all these?"

Will: "I do!" Jack: "You need to find yourself a girl, mate!...Or maybe, you have found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing her! (pause) You're not a eunuch, are you?"

Will: "I practice three hours a day so that when I find a pirate, I can kill him!"

Part 2

Barbosa: "Who are you?"

Jack: "Oh- he's nobody. A distant cousin on my aunt's side twice removed."

(Points to Will) "Eunuch!"