My glasses are tortoise shell, with a bit of green. I get compliments on them. A lot.
"I really like your glasses. They look erotic."
(What???)
" I like your sexy librarian glasses. They make you look like a.......sexy librarian."
(I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.)
"I like your glasses. They make your eyes look powerful."
(Watch me as I shoot daggers from them.)
"Hey, good looking...."
(Whatcha got cooking.....?)
I want to switch to contacts, please.
38 minutes ago
I'm laughing out loud in the lounge....and just when I think I'm alone...nope.haha
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