Thursday Randomness

1. A woman came in today who had a giant rainbow umbrella tucked into the back of her shirt, going into her shorts. AND IT WASN'T EVEN RAINIG.

2. A man stopped by my desk to flirt with me. Because he only comes to the library "to bother women.......is it working?"

3. A man showed is inmate identification card as a picture ID. Is that even legal??

4. A woman came in with SIX two year olds, who proceeded to terrorize the library.

5. I joined Twitter @mersjourney.

6. Did I do that right?

7. A patron I just met sent me 4 emails, friended me on Facebook, poked me on Facebook, wrote on my wall and then proceeded to email me (twice.) on Facebook to tell me they wouldn't be on Facebook for the rest of the day. And then emailed AGAIN to tell me they'd changed their minds and in fact, would be on Facebook.

8. Evidently, I have a stalker.

9. Or two.

10. Stalker just sent an email asking if I was mad at him and if that was why I wasn't responding.

11. I'm going home. My life is absurd.