New Year's Resolutions Part 1

This is not the Resolution part. This is the part where I talk about how much I love lists and post it notes (NOT YELLOW.) and highlighters and planners (ESPECIALLY PLANNERS.) and all things office supplies. I wish my office were located in an office supply warehouse. Sigh.



ANYWAY.

Happy Wednesday!

1. A woman came up to me today and told me that she was in LOVE with Joe Jonas and that he was in love with HER. He had even asked her to marry him and she CRIED. I didn't tell her that she was old enough to be his mother. Awkward.

2. I ate four Krispy Kreme doughnuts for lunch today. Don't judge.

3. We are supposed to get weather tomorrow or Friday. PRAY FOR SNOW.

4. I'm glad my priorities are in order- we aren't praying for world peace or a cure for cancer. We are praying for SNOW. So I don't have to go to work.

5. A man called tonight requesting information about the cookie diet he saw on The View. He told me Dr. Phil had lost a ton of weight eating Christmas cookies.

6. There is NO JUSTICE in this world.

7. I have not taken down my Christmas tree yet. Don't judge.

8. I have PEOPLE COMING OVER TO MY HOUSE. I AM ENTERTAINING THIS WEEKEND. Alert the media.

9. My house is messy. I am not ready for people to come over. I am stressed out.

10. And my Christmas tree is still up.