Just for the record, I am not a librarian, I just work at the library. In order to be a librarian, you have to obtain a Master's degree in Library Science (MLS), which takes about two years, if you attend part time, or the remainder of the best years of your life, if you are Tara.
Tara is a fellow "librarian", if by "librarian", you mean someone who checks her facebook all day and reads teen lit. And gets paid for it. Tara has been attending school since she was 5. And she has. never. stopped. She is thisclose to getting her MLS, except the school she is attending, apparently isn't accredited outside the state of North Carolina. (They told her this just as she is about to graduate.) Her next option is to either become a crazy cat lady/ "librarian" or get a second master's degree.
Being ever the "librarian of ineffable wisdom" that she is, she has decided to study linguistics. Evidently, the CIA is currently looking for spies. Specifically, Russsian spies.
Her Ultimate Goal is to become a Russian spy, only to marry a Russian spy, who is hot and also Rich.
I want to be just like her when I grow up.
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