Mer's Job Description

So at the library, I do a number of duties:

1. Sit at a desk.
2. Check my email.
3. Make sure no one is looking at anything......inappropriate.
4. Define inappropriate for patrons.
5. Call security to help explain what inappropriate means.
6. Create and teach basic computer classes (powerpoint, mouse, facebook (for real!) )
7. Check my email. Again.
8. Monitor the list of temporarily and permanently banned patrons.
9. Check my facebook.
10. Display new newspapers and magazines. File old ones.
11. Try not to get distracted by the headlines.
12. Get very distracted by headlines and proceed to read articles and post responses on facebook.
13. Throw away candy and miscellaneous gifts given by the homeless men.
14. Smile at the people who are listening to music so loud on their headphones that they don't realize how loud they are yelling across the room to get my attention.
15. Pretened I can't hear them.
16. Call security to "take care" of inappropriate yelling in the library.
17. Check the Bestseller's Lists and put books on hold.
18. Check my email.
19. Listen to the various security calls over the radio and try to decipher the codes.
20. Call security and use my own made up codes.
21. Check email and notify everyone that I am leaving for the day.

Another productive day in the library.